Bank of Dad
Where Your Money Grows (And So Does Dad's Sense of Humor)
Hover over an account to see your secret balance (it's not THAT secret — Dad knows everything)
It's like a real bank, but the CEO wears pajamas on weekends
Do chores, get good grades, or just be awesome. Dad pays fair wages (after extensive negotiations).
Hand your cash to the Bank Manager (Dad). He will NOT spend it on coffee. Probably.
Interest is added every week! The longer you wait, the more you get. Magic? No — MATH!
Save up for something awesome. Then spend it. Then start all over again. (That's basically all of finance.)
Better than any real bank. Definitely more entertaining than any real bank.
Surprise deposits awarded at Dad's sole discretion for very important reasons.
Tried something scary, stood up for a friend, or did the right thing when it was hard. Courage is always worth a bonus.
Did more than what was asked — without being told twice. Dad noticed. Dad is impressed. Dad is also slightly suspicious.
A genuine laugh — not a pity laugh. Dad can tell the difference. He has a PhD in Dad Joke Detection.
Taking money out before your goal? One dollar fee applies. Patience is a virtue. And also cheaper.
Posted in the kitchen and also tattooed on Dad's brain forever
Find out how many Mondays until you can buy that thing you really really really want
Real stuff about money, explained by someone who learned the hard way
When your money earns interest, then THAT interest earns more interest. It's like a snowball rolling downhill — except made of money and it's way more exciting!
👶 All agesFood = need. That 17th stuffed animal = want. Learning the difference is 90% of getting rich. The other 10% is luck, but we focus on what we can control.
🧒 Ages 4–8Putting money to work so it grows even when you're asleep. The stock market goes up AND down — that's normal. Patient investors win the long game.
🧑 Ages 8–10+Borrowing money costs extra (that's interest going the WRONG way). Credit cards aren't free money — they're future-you's problem. Don't be future-you's problem.
🧑 Ages 10+The happiest rich people give away lots of money. True story! Sharing what you have — even a little — makes you feel great AND helps others. Win-win.
👶 All agesStarting to save young is the single biggest money advantage in life. You have more time than literally anyone. This is not an exaggeration.
👶 All agesBank of Dad handles the fun stuff. These people handle the serious stuff. (Don't tell them we said that.)